Category Archives: E through I

Internmentships

When companies hire summer interns and work them like illegal immigrants.

Imployee

An intolerable coworker exhibiting the maddening characteristics of an imp.

Hurt desk

The place of residence for the nerds who break your broken computer worse.

Human Resorcerer

A mystical and seemingly all-knowing agent who is part of a clandestine wing of corporate governance.

Human Reforces

The army the HR department has at their disposal in case of employee revolt.

Hotditors

The sexy, just-out-of-college auditors that show up once a year.

Hood Ornament

A flashy and stylish, but ultimately purposeless executive.

Hiring from Without

When management hires a complete idiot from the outside.

Hilation

The sheer joy shown by someone who is way too into highlighting stuff.

Graphic Designerd

A “digital artist” overly concerned with hex codes, gif files, and their cat.

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